Is Madonna Getting Hitched?!

Is Madonna getting married?? Yes–if we believe Jesus Luz’s dad!!!

The father of the 22-year-old model “intended groom” told Brazilian magazine Quem that the pair were tying the knot in a Kabbalah ceremony. He quickly added that he did not think that the ceremony would be legally binding. It would only be a symbolic ceremony signifying their love and happiness….

Seriously!!? I understand why she would want to marry him (hello! did you see that picture!?), but COOOOOMMMME ONNN!!! Buy a puppy together or something… we know it’s not gonna last!!

Ayayaille… What do you think?!